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Ah! Too close, a little too--

RETURN OF JAFAR LYRICS

 

Arabian Nights

Words by Howard Ashman
Music by Alan Menken
Produced and Arranged by Bruce Rowland
Performed by Brian Hannan

Follow me to a place where incredible feats
Are routine ev'ry hour or so
Where enchantment runs rampant
Gets wild in the streets
Open sesame and here we go

Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
They tease and excite
Take off and take flight
They shock and amaze
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways

Pack your shield, pack your sword
You won't ever get bored
Though get beaten or gored you might
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night

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I'm Looking Out For Me

Words and Music by Randy Petersen & Kevin Quinn
Performed by Gilbert Gottfried

That's it!
I've had it!
I hate to be dramatic
But it's time for me to fly the coop
Terrific!
Fine!
I'm drawin' the line
Before I wind up in a parrot soup!
I was a fool to let you run the show
I'm cuttin' ya loose, pal!
Look out below!
Arrividerci!
C'est la vie!
Hope all goes well!
I'm lookin' out for me!

Okay! I'm little,
Been playin' second fiddle
And I don't get no respect
I turn the other cheek
But this busted beak
Is the only thanks that I get!
I never found a friend that I can trust
They promise caviar
And leave me eatin' dust!
That's some reward for loyalty
From here on in
I'm lookin' out for me!
Oh, I don't need nobody else
I'll never fail
I'll cover my own tail
I can take care of myself!

You know, it just don't pay
To give a hoot
I'm givin' all my heart
What do I get?
Da boot!
I'm through wit' dat
I'm flappin' free
From here on in
I'm lookin' out for me!

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Nothing Like a Friend

Words and Music by Dale Gonyea and Michael Silversher
Performed by Liz Callaway, Dan Castellaneta, and Brad Kane

GENIE:
I parachuted down into the Taj Mahal
I rode a rickshaw all along the great Great Wall!
I even made the famous Leaning Tower fall,
But who was with me through it all?
Nobody!
The Moscow Circus hired me to fly trapeze
On Mount Olympus won a race with Hercules
It's easy when you're chased by killer bees
Who said "geshundheit" when I sneezed

So now I'm home
Home again with you
You chase the clouds away
Whenever I am blue
And the pyramids I highly recommend
There is nothing in the world quite like a friend

Slept like a babe in Bombay on a bed of nails
Moroccans loved my daring dance of seven veils
I single-handedly I even saved the whales
No one was there to hear my tales!
In Acapulco joined a Mariachi band
I rode the ragin' rapids down the Rio Grande
Flew in a air balloon, but when I tried to land
Nobody laughed, or lent a hand

Without you, the Amazon is just a trickle
Without you, the Sahara's not so hot
Without you, Niagara Falls is just a leaky faucet
And the QEII is just some yacht

Now that I'm home,
Home again, it's clear,
All I ever wanted
Seems to be right here
I've traveled East and West
And now, I'm back again
And there's nothing in the world quite like a friend

ALADDIN:
There's nothing in the world

JASMINE:
Nothing in the whole wide world

ALL:
There is nothing in the world quite like a friend

GENIE:
Nothin' in the whole wide world!

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Forget About Love

Words and Music by Silversher & Silversher
Performed by Liz Callaway, Gilbert Gottfried, and Brad Kane

IAGO:
Forget about that guy
Forget about the way you fell into his eyes
Forget about his charms
Forget about the way he held you in his arms
Walking on air's obnoxious
The thrill
The chill
Will make you nauseous
And you'll never get enough
Just forget about love

Forget about romance
Forget about the way your heart begins to dance
Then you feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush
Love really is revolting
It's even worse than when you're molting
Enough of this fluff
Just forget about love

JASMINE:
I had almost forgotten the way it felt
When he held out his hand for mine
My heart all a-flutter

IAGO:
Oh, how I shudder

JASMINE:
The first time we kissed

IAGO:
It won't be missed
Forget about 'is touch

JASMINE:
I can't forget about his touch

IAGO:
In the scheme of things,
It doesn't matter much

JASMINE:
It matters so much

IAGO:
You're better on your own
A meal becomes a banquet
When you eat alone

JASMINE:
Hmm-mm-mm-mm

BOTH:
Love's filled with compromises

IAGO:
And don't you hate those big surprises?

JASMINE:
A cozy rendezvous

IAGO:
Oh, please!

JASMINE:
Candlelight for two

IAGO:
Oh, geez!

JASMINE:
Look, you're calling my bluff, I can't

IAGO:
Just

BOTH:
Forget about love!

JASMINE:
I can't forget about my heart

ALADDIN:
I can't forget about my heart

JASMINE:
And how it felt to fall for you right from the start

ALADDIN:
I'm still falling

JASMINE:
Whatever we may do

ALADDIN:
Whatever we may do

JASMINE:
You are here for me, and I'll be there for you

ALADDIN:
I'll be there

BOTH:
To wish, to want, to wander
To find the sun through rain and thunder

ALADDIN:
A cozy rendezvous

JASMINE:
Yes, please!

ALADDIN:
Candlelight for two

IAGO:
Oh, geez!
Enough is enough!

ALADDIN and JASMINE:
We can't forget about love!

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Second Rate

Words and Music by Randy Petersen & Kevin Quinn
Performed by Jonathan Freeman

I must admit, your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny under your hat
Now here's your chance to get the best of me
Hope your hand is hot
C'mon, clown, let's see what you've got
You try to slam me with your hardest stuff
But your double whammy isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!

You think your cat's a meanie, but your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn about the genie game
So for your education I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!

Men cower at the power in my pinky
My thumb is number one on every list
But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible
Put me to the test
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest

Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise
Snap me in a trap, cut me down to size
I'll make a great escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!

Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us
So spare me your tremendous scare
You look horrendous in your underwear
And I can hardly wait to discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate
You'd make a better living with a spinning plate
You're only second rate!